spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

the-dawn-is-near:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

how I deal with my parents cruel ness

Wait, where are her parents again?

Disney. That’s where.

Without me.

missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

(Source: gif-guy)


(Source: sizvideos)

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe


misandry-mermaid:

unwinona:

THIS

This is how you feminist ally.

(Source: psychedellicwonderland)


onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive


bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

(Source: gottsmote)


salty-and-slightlyspicy:

talk dirty to me

(Source: haansolo)

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
(via nudetee)

(Source: thebrownskingirl)

Lie down and look up at the ceiling and breathe with those curiously fragile lungs of yours and remind yourself: Don’t worry. Don’t worry. All is as it was meant to be. It was meant to be lonely and terrifying and unfair and heaving. Don’t worry.
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, Condos (via splitterherzen)

(Source: headofporridge)


2headedsnake:

Rose Wong

(Source: cruzine.com)

optineo:

Do you ever just really want to kiss someone and all you can think about is kissing them and their lips and their tongue and the little noises they make and kissing their neck and collarbones and biting their lips and god you just CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT KISSING

(Source: ghostiemoths)

So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

(Source: okithecat)